February 2010
27 posts
High Tech
So we have a pretty nice HD Television in our living room and when I switch over to the DVD player or the PS3 the input mini screen looks like it’s from the 80’s. I’m sorry if I expect the controls on our high quality television to look like they’re from this millenia.
I found out that
The secret to happiness is gratuitous amounts of M.I.A.
:)
texts from last night.
(443):
Lucky for you, I found your phone…..Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
god. some people really are that dumb.
aghhhhhh
I hate Windows.
for lots of reasons.
Dear Windows Vista:
you lag
your little circle cursor that pops up when a page is taking forever to load isn’t soothing, it just pisses me off more
I hate the noises you make when I turn my computer on
STORE MY PICTURES IN ONE FOLDER, DON’T MAKE A NEW FOLDER DUMBASS
fuck you,
sincerely, your biggest fan,
Kaitlynn
just go watch this
“where’s Zippy? Is he trying to escape? Just act cool, don’t let him know his balls are toasted.” “Zippy? Are you hiding under the bed again.”
Zippy is going to get raped and killed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=277V5EKLO5o
Far away we will travel
We will go somewhere new.
“I like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles...”
– E. E. Cummings.
Advertising
I think I have a way that Lays chips could make more money. All their flavored chips have a sort of “dust” of flavors. What they should do is make a machine to spraythe flavor evenly so each chip is full of flavor. they should hold up a chip that has less flavor up to the camera and then hold one up that is covered in it and talk about this machine that better “dusts” the...
Funkaaay
Classes I think they should offer at UAFS:
Comebacks
Marinuana Crashcourse
Styles Among the Masses
Beastie Boys History
Breakdancing Blogging
How to Burn Someone (verbally)
Stand Up
Comic Book Art
Crumping
Glass Blowing
Manicuring
How to Piss of Strangers
“Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson”
Oh hai.
haha so I have some jokes I would like to lay on you, even though I know no one follows me.
So if you didn’t already know there is a procedure where you can bleach your butthole. I don’t know the technical term for it but I know its a procedure that is really prominent among porn stars. I’m sure there are a myriad of other people who get this done but I know that it is most...
I love college....NOT
I hate to bitch and moan every day but it’s just my honesty refusing to be silenced any longer XD So today I want to discuss attention whores. I am very loud and outspoken, but I don’t like to have everyone in the room talking and thinking about me. I think everyone should be naturally paranoid like me, then I might be able totolerate the rest of the world. So anyway this girl in one...
Lady Gaga
So I’m not saying that Miss Gaga is a man nor woman, but I would like to say that whoever started that rumor is a total jackass. Lady Gaga is the Liza Minnelli of 2010 and the fact that someone would think calling her a man would kill album sales, you’re fucking wrong. Do you know how many gays love her? The fact that she might be trans gendered will only make her albums sell more. Do...
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At the risk of sounding unimtelligent I want to say that most people in this school and or town are completely delusional. I’m so tired of all the nursing students really. Oh shit youre minoring in Biology big fucking deal. Anyone can take those classes so stfu. I’m also sick of people staring at me for bringing my lunch. Sorry I don’t have an infinite amount of cashto spend...
The Patron Saint of Lost Causes
Sometimes I wish St. Jude was around. Because I feel like I’m surrounded by lost causes. My relationship, my life, everything. I love a man who doesn’t understand how to grow up and mature. The one thing that I pray God will let me keep for the rest of my life is just as fleeting as everything else. I guess I just care more than I should.
AAAAGHH!
For the past couple of days I have felt like pulling a Britney Spears and shaving my whole head or doing some other crazy shit. I’m honestly surprised I don’t break out in stress acne more and lose hair in HUGE chunks. But to mine and everybody elses surprise, it was all worth it. At least I think it was. I believe Dillon is worth every ounce of my worry and love. And when Dillon...
Bird of a Feather
Fly beside me always
Tell me I’ll make it south and hatch healthy young ones
Darling tell me, I am to be in your nest forever
That this flight is the first of many
Wrap your wings around me in hard times
Sing me songs of content and joy
Make me laugh when all is dark
I only ask you do the simplest of things
Be happy because of me, because of us
And we will fly everywhere together
In the hall I heard your faints falling
I knew we would be free as birds one day.
Pedestrian crossings
Today I would like to talk about any kind of pedestrian crossing. First off if you’re driving and you happen upon one and someone wants to cross the road, fucking stop. Especially at schools and colleges, don’t be that asshole that just slows down a bit and almost kills someone or just doesn’t ever stop for pedestrians. Second, if you are crossing, haul some ass. If someone is...
Student Crossings at Crosswalk
Today I would like to talk about any kind of pedestrian crossing. First off if you’re driving and you happen upon one and someone wants to cross the road, fucking stop. Especially at schools and colleges, don’t be that asshole that just slows down a bit and almost kills someone or just doesn’t ever stop for pedestrians. Second, if you are crossing, haul some ass. If someone is...
Miss Front Butt
There’s always people that you’re forced to learn with that make you want to drop out of school, even if it means working as a toilet scrubber at the theater for a lifetime. Today I’m going to tell you about the girl who is the Kim Kardashian of front butts. She doesn’t know me and she likes to tell me how to live my life. One day I got a chewing out from her about how I...
"Hey sweetheart, shake my hand."
Sometimes there are situations in which you are presented with that leave you helpless. Like tonight for example. The DRUNKEST boy in the whole of the Bowling World parking lot was yelling belligerently at my friend Kenzie and I calling me sweet heart and asking me if we were in a UAFS sorority singing some ridiculous Alpha Beta song. I told “Brandon” that my boyfriend was inside and...
